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Lawak Naughty Answer

Posted by Faiz On 9:35:00 pm
Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan Salam 1 Malaysia..

 
 
Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend

and kills him.
Wife says :

'If you behave

like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'

Santa wrote back,

' SEND ME YOUR

MOTHER'
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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks:


'Do u know that the meaning of WIFE

is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies :

' No,......

It means:
W ith
I diot
F or
E ver
!!!'

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What's the difference

between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when

both are pregnant.

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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah,
once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away
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A young boy asks his

Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .' 
 
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1 Response to "Lawak Naughty Answer"

  1. rammyd Said,

    W ith
    I diot
    F or
    E ver


    tak baik oke?
    hahaha lol :D

     

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